Going somewhere?

Beth walks into our room to hand me her South Africa prayer letter. She's in a dress.

Dan: Going somewhere?
Beth: Yeah.. South Africa.
Dan: --confused look--
Allen: --understanding the confusion-- well she has to wear something nice to travel in!
Beth: Oh! Not now!

Corian Nomenclature

Cory: I think we need a radical renaming of everything!

Are we listening?

Dan: Jen, you always look better than average.
Beth: Jen, you make sweats look glamorous.
Dan: Sweats? Really?
Beth: Yeah...
Dan: Thank you.
Beth: No! I mean Jen!
Dan: Oh... Allen, didn't you hear "Dan"?

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Dining hall plans are more expensive because people steal, and people steal more because it's expensive.
Beth: It's a vicious cycle.
Allen: Yeah, but it's not an exponential feedback system, it's more digressive.. or regressive.. I mean there's got to be some sort of equilibrium point, you know?
Jen: Allen, do you actually think I'm listening to you?

Cory is an Alcoholic

Alice: Okay, I've got it. There are two alcoholics and they make a pact to stay alcoholics. Then one goes to an AA meeting, but the other doesn't. That's it. *leaves*

--a few moments pass--
Grace: Does this have anything to do with James Chu dancing?

Darnit, Nautical!

Cory: I heard it from the.... well, I don't like that phrase, the horse's mouth.
Dan: How about the horse's..... naval.
Cory: Wait, do horses have navals?
-laughter-
Dan: Well, they're mammals, so yeah.
Cory: I don't know.
Dan: Maybe only in former British Colonies, Cory!
Cory: Hmm... they are very naval. Darnit, nautical!