Cory: I am not below calling the waambulance.
...
Beth: Cory, you are not above calling the wambulance.

Cory: ohf!

Cory's Afterlife Concern

Cory: I wonder if we'll need privies when we have our glorified bodies.... actually, I've wondered that pretty frequently.

Deep

Ice cream is living on borrowed time - Steven Puente

Cory's Reverse Psychology

Cory: Oh gosh, I don't even want to know.
Katie: Okay.
Cory: Wait, I'm just kidding. I mean, I actually do want to know...

Well, at least we all might be able to enjoy it...

Grace is listening to a song she really likes....the following comment ensues:

Grace Ahern: You know, I totally want to play this song at my funeral!

Steven's encouragement for his future wife

"You could never get large enough for me to stop loving you." - Steven Puente

Cory's Relationship Prospects

--Another conversation with Cory on why he should dance--
Allen: Someday you're going to want to be interesting to a girl, and you'll want to be able to dance.
Cory: No, if she's so shallow that that would affect her opinion of me...
Allen: Cory, I... hey, remember the matrices, with the 1's in both spots? That's why.
Cory: --thinks for a moment-- Hmm.. that's a good point.

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Chrissy: But Cory wouldn't do anything! (meaning, ask a girl he likes out)
Dan: Their relationship is going to be God-centered. Which means it'll need some Divine Intervention!

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Allen: This is basically a blog about Cory.
Chrissy: I feel like all blogs should be about Cory.

Really Really

Katie: I don't get what the deal with that word is! People tack "ass" onto everything. It means "really really"!

Katie's Bad Side

Allen: Hola, como estas?
Katie: --looks up from statistics-- Muy mal. En dos horas, muy bien. Right now I actually want to strangle everything.

Patanga

From Trace Bundy's Adapt DVD:

I'm gonna play a song called Patanga. Now Patanga, as most of you guys probably know, is an old word used by Texas ranchers back in the 1800's, where it's used to describe when one's... when one overstimultes one's aura so much that it ends up causing the etheric oscillations to collapse into an astral vortex, thus.. sucking all of your energy reserves into a negative state of ionic submatter. Yeah, it's a really big bummer for the ranchers. --starts to play, then stops--

Last time I played this song with my previous percussionist.. the reason he's not here is he actually collapsed into a negative state of ionic submatter. Just fell into this little thing... I still keep it, I have it in my pocket. It was a sad night. Anyway, here's Patanga.